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This tee says what you should’ve said last Saturday night. With bold block lettering and a triple-stack of our flagship American IPA, it delivers a sober truth: finally, a beer that won’t blow up your past. Featuring our real 24/7 hotline (yes, we answer), this is more than a shirt, it’s a wearable intervention.

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Unisex Fit
Soft AF 100% cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Modern/Slightly Relaxed Fit
Pairs well with the iPhone

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This tee says what you should’ve said last Saturday night. With bold block lettering and a triple-stack of our flagship American IPA, it delivers a sober truth: finally, a beer that won’t blow up your past. Featuring our real 24/7 hotline (yes, we answer), this is more than a shirt, it’s a wearable intervention.

Details:

Unisex Fit
Soft AF 100% cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Modern/Slightly Relaxed Fit
Pairs well with the iPhone

This tee says what you should’ve said last Saturday night. With bold block lettering and a triple-stack of our flagship American IPA, it delivers a sober truth: finally, a beer that won’t blow up your past. Featuring our real 24/7 hotline (yes, we answer), this is more than a shirt, it’s a wearable intervention.

Details:

Unisex Fit
Soft AF 100% cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Modern/Slightly Relaxed Fit
Pairs well with the iPhone