





Text us, not your ex.
This tee says what you should’ve said last Saturday night. With bold block lettering and a triple-stack of our flagship American IPA, it delivers a sober truth: finally, a beer that won’t blow up your past. Featuring our real 24/7 hotline (yes, we answer), this is more than a shirt, it’s a wearable intervention.
Details:
Unisex Fit
Soft AF 100% cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Modern/Slightly Relaxed Fit
Pairs well with the iPhone
This tee says what you should’ve said last Saturday night. With bold block lettering and a triple-stack of our flagship American IPA, it delivers a sober truth: finally, a beer that won’t blow up your past. Featuring our real 24/7 hotline (yes, we answer), this is more than a shirt, it’s a wearable intervention.
Details:
Unisex Fit
Soft AF 100% cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Modern/Slightly Relaxed Fit
Pairs well with the iPhone
This tee says what you should’ve said last Saturday night. With bold block lettering and a triple-stack of our flagship American IPA, it delivers a sober truth: finally, a beer that won’t blow up your past. Featuring our real 24/7 hotline (yes, we answer), this is more than a shirt, it’s a wearable intervention.
Details:
Unisex Fit
Soft AF 100% cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Modern/Slightly Relaxed Fit
Pairs well with the iPhone