


Double Headed Snake Tee
Introducing the "Trashed on Life" Double Snake T-shirt: because why settle for one existential crisis when you can have two? Featuring not just one, but TWO snakes wrapped around your questionable life choices. These serpents aren't hissing—they're side-eyeing your life decisions while you sip cold brew and avoid responsibility. Perfect for when you're slithering through your day, mildly confused but fully committed to being "meh" about it all.
Details:
Unisex Fit
100% Preshrunk cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Relaxed Fit
Introducing the "Trashed on Life" Double Snake T-shirt: because why settle for one existential crisis when you can have two? Featuring not just one, but TWO snakes wrapped around your questionable life choices. These serpents aren't hissing—they're side-eyeing your life decisions while you sip cold brew and avoid responsibility. Perfect for when you're slithering through your day, mildly confused but fully committed to being "meh" about it all.
Details:
Unisex Fit
100% Preshrunk cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Relaxed Fit
Introducing the "Trashed on Life" Double Snake T-shirt: because why settle for one existential crisis when you can have two? Featuring not just one, but TWO snakes wrapped around your questionable life choices. These serpents aren't hissing—they're side-eyeing your life decisions while you sip cold brew and avoid responsibility. Perfect for when you're slithering through your day, mildly confused but fully committed to being "meh" about it all.
Details:
Unisex Fit
100% Preshrunk cotton
Pigment dyed, vintage wash
Relaxed Fit